It appears you are currently on the road, but I'm finally getting around to uploading these beautiful pictures I took of lovely Pittsburgh, PA. I love many things about Pittsburgh, truly, but now you will likely understand why the environment occasionally pleads with me to slit my throat. This is the view outside my office window:

Then this was the view from the car on my way home:

I know I forgot the mandatory Steeler garb. Next time.
Totally unrelated P.S. and speaking of fat ones: A few years ago, a co-worker and I once simultaneously created e-Harmony accounts for kicks. You may be shocked by this, but our scientifically selected highly compatible "soul mates" happened to be pretty much all the same guys. Funny because she and I couldn't be more different and she's also about 7 years older than I am, to boot. We both once had match from a guy who said in his profile that he didn't like overweight women or hypocrites. His photo was taken while sitting on a huge tractor with his ass pouring out of both sides the seat. He was wearing overalls, weighed at least 300 pounds, and looked like he was the long lost son of Junior Samples from Hee Haw and one of the sows from the set. I'd like to think it was a joke, but I'm about 99.9% sure it wasn't. I thought about meeting him and some of the other clowns on there and writing a book about it, but since I had neither a black belt in karate, nor a good can of mace at the time, I sort of scrapped the idea.

Fond regards ~M1L