I bought some senseless super-sexy thigh high black leather Nine West boots at Marshall's on Saturday night for the low, low price of $60. I was initially unsure of whether I should purchase them because I'm a horrible shopper, so I came up with the brilliant idea of taking a picture of the boots on my cell phone to ask my friend whether I should buy them. Her texted response was "Fuk YES!!! Those are AWESOME!!! Buy me a pair, size 9!" So, I bought a pair for myself, a pair for my friend, along with another pair of silver BCBGeneration 5" heels that were on the clearance rack for $15. It was a sexy shoe night and I was quite happy. My friend was in New York visiting her boyfriend, so when I came home, I tried on the boots and took a picture of myself to send to her so she could see what they looked like.
Fast forward to this morning when I brought the boots to the office for my friend, who is also a co-worker. I also brought the silver heels so she could see them, per her request. My other friend/co-worker with whom I work closely is like a second mom to me. She is 62 years-old and just the greatest. As she knows me well, she was super-impressed and surprised by my purchases because she knows I hate to shop and even though I do have a fondness for nice clothes and an even greater affection for sexy, slutty shoes, I rarely go out and spend my money on that sort of thing. My wardrobe, particularly for work, is usually quite simple.
Anyway, my second mom-friend made me try on the silver shoes so she could see me walk in them, which I did. The boots I had for my friend were in a larger size, so I said I had a picture from Saturday of what I looked like in the boots. I got out my phone and showed her. The picture turned dark, so I hit a button to lighten it up so second mom could see. What showed up bright and clear was a picture of my boobs that I sent to Mr. U a few weeks ago that was still in my memory card.
Yes boobs, not boots. Not a typo, though you have no idea how much I wish it were.
I should say she THOUGHT she knew me well. ~M1L
I'm laughing, but at the same time I feel your shame.
ReplyDeleteSorry I haven't been around for a while. I've got internet now though, so it's back to normal
Oh, and any way I could get access to your images on your phone ;-)
Oh yeah, I should also comment about how much I love the boots and the silver heels. I do appreciate a woman in sexy shoes.
ReplyDeleteIt's about time...I've been waiting. I only write this stuff for you, ya know?
ReplyDeleteGlad you love the shoes, too. I think I did well.
Images negotiable... ;)
I'm sure there are other readers who just like to lurk. I think over half of mine do that (if I have any after my hiatus that is). But I do like the idea of this being my own personal way to hear the updates on what you're up to ;-)
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